Weeelllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll,

Kyle's mom's a [bad word]  she's a big fat [bad word] 
She's the biggest [bad word] in the whole wide world,
She's a stupid [bad word]  if there ever was a [bad word] 
She's a [bad word] to all the boys and girls.

On Monday she's a [bad word] On Tuesday she's a [bad word] On Wednesday through Saturday she's a [bad word] Then on Sunday just to be different,
Shes u super king kong mega mega bitach!

Have you ever met my big fat Mom,
She's the biggest [bad word] in the whole wide world,
She's a mean old [bad word]  she has stupid hair,
She's a [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word] [bad word]  [bad word] [bad word] [bad word] [bad word] [bad word] [bad word] She's a stupid [bad word]  Kyle's Mom's a [bad word] 
And she's such a dirty [bad word] 

Talk to kids around the world,
It might go a little something like this...

[Sung in three different languages by other children]

Have you ever met my big fat Mom,
She's the biggest [bad word] in the whole wide world,
She's a mean old [bad word]  she has stupid hair,
She's a [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word] [bad word]  [bad word] [bad word] [bad word] [bad word] [bad word] [bad word] 
She's a stupid [bad word]  Kyle's Mom's a [bad word] 
And she's such a dirty [bad word] 

I really mean it,
Kyle's Mom! She's a big fat, [bad word] [bad word] Big old fat [bad word]  [bad word]  Kyle's Mommmmmmmmmmm......
Yeahhhhh.... Chaaaaa~