Eat a rotten piece of [bad word] 
Drink this tasty looking bottle of juice
Forget zombies [bad word] inside
And they can glitch through walls with their new AI

Dumb ways to die...

Give a zombie a hug
Inject the wrong type of blood
Throw a chemlight at your feet
Download a bunch of hacks and try to cheat

Dumb ways to die...
 [bad word] into a bandit clan
Try to help that ill looking man
Forget that people can lie
Shoot at Sacriel and you can wave good bye

Dumb ways to die...

Don't eat or drink for a day
Volunteer for a zombie buffet
Pull the pin, and forget to throw
Hit the gas pumps and wait for them to explode

Dumb ways to die...

Shoot your gun in town when there's loads of zombies
Broadcast your location on a walkie-talkie
Jump off the edge of the tallest building
Accidently change guns [bad word] from zombies
Glitch through a wall with no way out
They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly

The dumbest ways to die...