Intro
 
 First of all, there's already a popular reggae artist named Elephant Man
 
 Second, as my mother always said, there's nothing cooler than being yourself.
 
 And third, and most importantly
 
 (clears throat)
 
 [bad word] (2X)
 
 F-F-F-[bad word] an MC Name
 
 I don't need no god [bad word] MC Name
 
 I got nothing to hide, you got something to say
 
 (George Watsky doesn't need a [bad word] MC Name)
 
 Verse 1
 
 If I go spit a poem
 
 If I go kick a flow
 
 Doesn't really matter man cause the jam is a Watsky
 
 When I get a mic and I go rip a rhythm ain't a name in the whole [bad word] gonna stop me
 
 Probably gonna rip it too
 
 Cause the city wants a hippy with a bit to prove
 
 I got [bad word] to do
 
 I got the sickest crew
 
 And so what the [bad word] is it to you, dude
 
 If I got no stage name
 
 I got stage game out the [bad word]  
 And a masterplan
 
 It's an avalanche
 
 When I spit a little bit of slam
 
 And I hit you with the battleram
 
 Got a cattle brand "GW bar none" so what do you park man?
 
 Got money and cars? [bad word]  I study the stars
 
 and I couldn't care less who you rep in your set show respect
 
 I'll be rapping I bet
 
 Lean to the left flow right Oh my god!
 
 rose by any name got thorns as sharp
 
 Yo, stage names are for porno stars
 
 And Watskeet skeet skeet skeet is far
 
 From what I'm trying to do ,Who I'm trying to be
 
 Mother f f f [bad word] this industry
 
 If I gotta be MC U to do MC Me
 
 (George Watsky MP3)
 
 F-F-F-[bad word] the limit I got a keep [bad word] if I wanna make it to the top
 
 So I be giving you what I been doing during the minutes that other rappers have been napping on the clock
 
 Cause if I walk the walk and I talk the talk and I'm popping off cause my flow is hot
 
 Then I'm pretty [bad word] positive I never gotta call myself somebody I'm not
 
 [bad word]  
 Verse 2
 
 What's in a name man, [bad word] first
 
 I'm never gonna curse - that I got it worst when I roam the earth
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 It's a ridiculous coincidence that shows my worth
 
 You know my parents went and chose my emcee name at birth
 
 (3) I don't need a mask
 
 to cover my [bad word]  
 So why would you ask?
 
 Go put me on blast
 
 I'll take you to task
 
 This name is my last
 
 (gasp) so put it on my tombstone when I pass
 
 (Here lies a fine emcee, the kind who grasps the fact
 
 that these aren't circus acts to make you clap, it's rap to make you think and act)
 
 I think you understand by now the thought involved
 
 That if I wanted to be called another name I would have scrawled it on the bathroom wall
 
 I'm not apologizing for a policy that makes a college kid go call himself Thugdog and not expect assault
 
 I'm marching on and calling all dissenters who
 
 Would like to be included in this emcee designation coup
 
 I'm set to get a crew
 
 we're gonna get a clue and then we'll put it up for you to view
 
 coo coo ca choo
 
 i am the "insert you"
  [bad word] on everybody do it too
 
 [bad word]  
 Bridge
 
 I invoke the spirits of the great nameless emcees who came before me:
 
 tupac shakur
 
 ali shaheed muhammad
 
 sean price
 
 saul williams
 
 dahlak brathwaite
 
 michael franti
 
 gabriel teodros
 
 joell ortiz
 
 mike jones
 
 mike shinoda from Linkin Park
 
 I invoke the spirits of the great nameless professional athletes turned rappers who came before me:
 
 Deion Sanders
 
 roy jones, jr.
 
 shaquille o'neal