Life is hard and so am I
you'd better give me something
so I don't die
Novocaine for the soul
before I sputter out
before I sputter out

Life is white and I am black
Jesus and his lawyer [bad word] back
Oh my darling will you be here
before I sputter out
before I sputter out
before I sputter out

Guess who's living here
with the great undead
this paint by numbers life is [bad word] with my head
once again

(solo)

Life is good and I feel great
'cause mother says I was
a great mistake

Novocaine for the soul
you'd better give me something
to fill the hole
before I sputter out (repeat)