If I ever get happy, my songs will start to suck
But if I ever get happy, I won't give a [bad word]  [bad word] 
I just called to say I love you
Let's dance, cause I'm not superstitious
I just called to say I love you
Let's dance, it's Friday, I'm in love

If I could buy an island
If I would try being boring
I would write songs with words like
"Beautiful" and "morning"
 [bad word] 

It's ironic, don't you think?
How success can make you stink
It's ironic, don't you think?
Success can make you stink

If I ever get happy, my songs will start to suck
But if I ever get happy, I won't give a [bad word] [bad word]  [bad word]