I heard a story just the other day,
story that I could not believe.
story about your mother,
How she goes down on her knees.
And the guys downstairs say she can do it really well.
How does it feel, to know your mother sucks [bad word] in [bad word] !

Oh how you cried,
The day that your mother died.
She didn't get into heaven.
She's gone to [bad word] giving suckies at the 7/11.

I know her soul will never rest,
'Cause she's in [bad word] doing what she does best..

Your mother sucks [bad word] in [bad word] 
Your mother sucks [bad word] in [bad word] 
It was a gift from God that she does do well
Your mother sucks [bad word] in [bad word] 

Your mother sucks [bad word] 
Your mother sucks [bad word] in [bad word] 

WOAAAAAHHHHH !!!!!!!!

I'm hearing things,
Things that I did not know.
How you mother could suck a basketball through a Garden Hose (??)
And the guys downstairs say she can do it really well
How does it feel, to know your mother sucks [bad word] in [bad word] !

I know her soul will never rest,
'Cause she's in [bad word] doing what she does best..

Your mother sucks [bad word] in [bad word] 
Your mother sucks [bad word] in [bad word] 
It was a gift from God that she does do well
Your mother sucks [bad word] in [bad word] 

Your mother sucks [bad word] 
Your mother sucks [bad word] in [bad word] 

WOAAAAAHHHHH !!!!!!!!

Your mother sucks [bad word] in [bad word] 
Your mother sucks [bad word] in [bad word] 
It was a gift from God that she does do well
Your mother sucks [bad word] in [bad word] 

Your mother sucks [bad word] 
Your mother sucks [bad word] in [bad word] 
Your mother sucks [bad word] 
Your mother sucks [bad word] in [bad word] 

Your mother sucks [bad word] 
Your mother sucks [bad word] in [bad word] (yeahhhhh)