[Intro: Method Man]
You don't want no problems, problems
You don't want no problems, problems
Yeah... real man... with ya stinkin' [bad [bad word] on... that's my [bad word] right there... let's do it
Never count me out, [bad word]  just count me in... yeah...

[Method Man]
Look, I ain't came to bone these chicks
Not this time, I got a bone to pick, I got a zone to pick
Now, who that [bad word] in the zone and [bad word] Back in the building like he own the [bad word]  nobody cold as this
If I ain't got it, then it don't exist
I spit that bird flu, my flows is sick, I'm still as ill as [bad word] Protect Ya Neck, when you dealing with them
Now Erick stick a fork in him, he done, hah
It boggles the mind, like try'nna 'ketchup' to a bottle of Heinz
It's like forensics try'nna follow the crime, they want time
And sometime, a [bad word] had to swallow them dimes
While 85 percent swallowing swine, see
Wherever he roam, it's all gravy, man, whatever he hone
Long as I got myself a Marilyn loan, phillies are better chrome
If there's a problem, [bad word]  let it be known
And while I sleep, my [bad word] be checkin' my phone, cause I'm a problem, [bad word]  [bad word]  Method Man]
Ease up, or put them g's up
Scream at ya frog, [bad word] leap up (now who got a problem with that?)
They need to beast up, [bad word]  speak up or
Forever hold they peace up (if they got a problem with that)
Hey you (don't want no problem [bad word]  Hey you (don't want no problem [bad word] 
Hey you (don't want no problem [bad word]  Hey you (don't want no problem [bad word] 
Hey you ("Believe, what I say, when I tell ya" - DMX sample)
Yeah, you, [bad word]  you don't want no problem with that

[Method Man]
Look, my Clan all one in the same
Until my name number one in the game, it's not a game, [bad word] Like Billy Danze, I [bad word] with "Fame"
Me and my lynch [bad word] to hang, it's Wu-Tang for life
Hard body, another day in the life
Credit his momma now for raising him right, just want the people to know
I'm bout to blow, like I'm shaking the dice
Making me mad? Nah, y'all making me right, cause y'all was taking me light
So let my pen talk and say what he like
And have the court system say and indict, I'm O.J. on the mic
Liquid plumber, I be laying the pipe
And if it's tight, girl, I'm staying tonight
Not only raising on the price, on M.C.'ing, but I'm raising the bar
And if you scary, [bad word]  wait in the car [bad word] I'm hard, hard as cooked up in mayonaise jars
Purple haze, Cuban layed cigars, I'm a problem, [bad word]  [bad word] 

[Method Man]
E, you know I'm just like that
Big baller [bad word]  just like Shaq, [bad word] on, niggaz
If they bust, I better bust right back
Meth spit it from the gut, like *gunshot* man down
I'm that dude, hands down, stare down
I'm past due, for [bad word]  y'all can't clown
I'm bank now, your [bad word] lose, nothing but rhyme
New York Times, I'm bad news, and I'ma problem, [bad word]  [bad word] 2X]