Speed [bad word] join the race, 
changes are taking place 
so don't sink without a trace.  [bad word] to Hyperspace!
The mother of all the inventions, 
piston and chassis and engine 
fly us to other dimensions. 
Beep beep, beep beep yeah!
8 out of 10 agree 
that this technology 
should be [bad word]  
One for you one for me!
Vehicles of blue and magenta 
empty from bumper to fender 
roll off the line to the vendor. 
Future it sure looks bright!

This road, unfolds, grasp the wheel together, 
pedal to the metal, it's a green light!
I took a drive today I guess I should have known better, 
the radio reported 40 min or more delays.
They say traffic stopped upon the road to the future- hey 
Beep beep, beep beep yeah!

Traitors they roam the land, 
stubborn they walk and stand 
the lords of all [bad word]  
This wasn't in the plans.
Carriages roll into stations, 
drop humans off in locations 
miles from our civilization.
Others they pedal by, powered by food supplies and water. 
And though we try no one knows the answer why.
Making their foolish decisions by prehistoric traditions, 
travelling without emissions, cycling through the night. 

This road, unfolds, grasp the wheel together, 
pedal to the metal, it's a green light!
I took a drive today I guess I should have known better, 
the radio reported 40 min or more delays.
They say traffic stopped upon the road to the future- 
hey. Beep Beep! Yeah!
OK, it's just a bit of bad weather. 
If we can lock our doors and sound our horns then here we'll stay.
They say traffic stopped upon the road to the future.