I've got a dog and my dog's name is Cat,
 Bet you never heard anything as crazy as that.
 But not only that, I've got a cat
 And my cat's name is Dog, like my dog's name is Cat.
 
I bet you think that's pretty absurd--
 but wait 'til you hear about my fish, Bird.
 And listen to me and you'll hear this:
 I've got a bird and I call him Fish.
 
With my bird and my fish, my dog and my cat,
 People all stare when I tip my hat.;
 It's strange as can be when we walk in the park,
 But it's stranger still when the cat starts to bark