What [bad word] a legend most?
I'll let you think about it,
Space Ghost coast-to-coast
While I give thanks today
For all the things I stole
And all the things I gave away.
You make experiment, you try to
Teach a lesson and then take a stand.
fake handshake don't make no man.

I don't know about a year ago or so
I must have made you up in my head.
What did I base you on?
Was it a Broadway show I saw?
hot new book I read?
Half-baked [bad word] at me
You know I told you not to call here no more.
The New Best Friend, The Olde Headboard.

Yo [bad word]  mi amor.
Oh no, yo [bad word] 
The New Best Friend, The Olde Headboard.

Where'd you get the dumb idea
For all the secretive platonic dating?
I have experience
In the love and the lives
Of Man and Machine.

Yo [bad word]  mi amor.
Oh no, yo [bad word] 
The New Best Friend, The Olde Headboard.

What [bad word] a legend most?
The love and the lives of Man and Machine.
Olde Headboard.

The love and the lives of Man and Machine.
Olde Headboard.