There's a white picket fence and tangerines 
Cherry blossoms and SUVs 
There's two and a half 
It's two and a half 
It's your perfect wife and your perfect mistress 
Fighting over your perfect fortress 
That you bought with a super high interest 

Who cares about integrity 
When money can buy you decency 

Don't tell me your life sucks 
You pay five bucks 
For a man who wants to mop the floor in your factory 
You live oh so happily 

(Then I whisper in your ear 
Something you don't wanna hear) 

There's a worm in your pretty red apple 
(Getting under your skin) 
There's a worm in your pretty red apple 
(It's gonna eat you from within) 
I'll make you sick, sick to your stomach 
(From the very first bite) 
There's a worm in your pretty red apple 
(Your vicious, vicious appetite) 

Get discount plastic surgery 
package deal for the family 
You can't be cheap when [bad word] to the good stuff 
You're the only thing that they don't get the best of 
You cover up by acting real tough 
Perfection is the only thing money loves 

Got a car for her sweet sixteen 
Got high on weed and cocaine 
And drove your Bentley, not so gently 
Into the neighbors house accidentally 
Who cares for serenity? 

(Then I whisper in your ear 
Something you don't want to hear) 

There's a worm in your pretty red apple 
(Getting under your skin) 
There's a worm in your pretty red apple 
(It's gonna eat you from within) 
I'll make you sick, sick to your stomach 
(From the very first bite) 
There's a worm in your pretty red apple 
(Your vicious, vicious appetite) 
 [bad word] hurts) 
It hurts like [bad word]  [bad word] hurts) 
Here, take a pill  [bad word] hurts) 
Prescription pill  [bad word] hurts) 
You're safe until 

There's a worm in your pretty red apple 
(Getting under your skin) 
There's a worm in your pretty red apple 
(It's gonna eat you from within) 

(Here, take a pill) 
I'll make you sick, sick to your stomach 
(From the very first bite) 
There's a worm in your pretty red apple 
(Your vicious, vicious appetite)