If you're looking for some action 
Just a way to pass the time
Looking for adventure 
Or a partner in crime
part time lover 
You know it ain't no sin 
I never said that you should but baby 
You can count me in

Put me on the scene of the crime 
Let's hit every joint in town
Roll the dice and roll the cash
Till the sun goes down 
I'll put my cards on the table
Lord knows I'm bout to win
I never said that you should but baby
You can count me in 

Just one last for the road 
Make it 'one to go'
Pop one for the supper you know
My pulse [bad word] slow 
Light one up for the sinner
Water it down with gin 
Never said that you should but baby 
You can count me in 

We'll borrow someone's crib for the night
Down on Rampart street 
While you make your way over the balcony
I'll call some folks you've got to meet 
Work out the switch for the stereo 
Serve some good ole gin
Wanna do some living on the edge 
Than baby you can count me in.