"Ah, Salaam and Good Evening to you, my dear friend. Please, [bad word] closer, ah uh, too close, a little to close...
There. [bad word] to Agrabah, city of mystery, of enchantment, and
the finest merchandise this side of the River Jordan, on sale [bad word] on down, heh heh... Look at this, yes, he [bad word] hooka and coffee maker, also makes julienne fries!
It will not break! It will not... It broke. Oh, look at this, I
have never seen one of these intact before... This is the famous
Dead Sea Tupperware. Listen, ah, still good. Ha ha. Wait, don't
go! I can see that you are only interested in the exceptionally
rare. I think, then, you will be most rewarded to consider this.
Do not be fooled by [bad word] place appearance. Like so many
things, it is not what is outside, but what is inside that
counts. This is no ordinary lamp! It once changed the course of
a young man's life. young man, who like this lamp, was more
than what he seemed...

diamond in the rough.