Land of a Thousand Dances

{ chromatic A-flat intro }
One two three, one two three { re: solo }
{ bass lick }, Ow! Uh! Alright! Uh!

I got to know how to throney, like phoney moroney
Mash potato, do the alligator
Put your hand on your hips ya
Get you backbone slip
Do the watootsie, like my little Lucy, hey!

Uh! Na na-na-na-na na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na na-na-na-na
I need somebody to help me say it one time
(( Na na-na-na-na na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na na-na-na-na ))
Wow! { bass lick }

{ sax solo, verse }

Wow! Uh! You know I feel alright! Huh! I feel pretty good y'all
Uh! Huh!
Na na-na-na-na na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na [bad word] on you-all let's say it one more time
(( Na na-na-na-na na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na na-na-na-na ))
Ow!

Playing, it is a habit
With long tall Sally
Twisting with Lucy
Doing the watootsie
Roll over on your back
I like it like that
Do that jerko
Watch me work you-all
Ow! Do it!
Wow! Do it!
Just watch me do it
Ah help me
Ah help me
Ah help me
Ah help me