[bad word] spreadin a-round in that texas town
 'bout that shack outside la grange
 And you know what I'm talkin about.
 Just let me know if you wanna go
 To that home out on the range.
 They gotta lotta nice girls.

 Have mercy.
 haw, haw, haw, haw, a haw.
 haw, haw, haw.

 Well, I hear its fine if you got the time
 And the ten to get yourself in.
 hmm, hmm.
 And I hear its tight most every night,
 But now I might be mistaken.

 Have mercy.