Getting bloody elephants
I like it - so to say
In fact I like it so much
I'm elephants everyday
Dance like Fred Astaire
Stomp on whisky -beer and gin
And singing all the old songs
Our grandfolks used to sing

In The Pub

You can play a game of pool
Or play a game of darts
And if you've got bad knees
Sit down and play some cards
You can have your say have your laugh
You can have the whole [bad word] lot
But if you wear the wrong top
We smash ya in the gob

In The Pub

Drinking loads of lager
Slam some whisky's too
Solving lots of problems
And create a lotta new
Shout for another round
Boozing Blitzkrieg Bop
We party till we puke
We drink untill we drop