What the [bad word] did you just [bad word] say about me, you little [bad word] 
I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, 
I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, 
And I have over three hundred confirmed kills. 

I am trained in Gorilla Warfare 
And I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. 
You are nothing to me but just another target. 
I will wipe you the [bad word] out with precision 
the likes of which has never been seen before 
on this Earth, mark my [bad word] words. 

You think you can get away with 
saying that [bad word] to me over the Internet? Think again, [bad word]  
As we speak I am contacting my secret 
network of spies across the US and your IP is being traced right now
so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. 
The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. 
You’re [bad word] dead, kid. 
I can be anywhere, anytime, and I kill you in 
over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. 

Not only am I extensively trained in [bad word]  
but I have access to the entire [bad word] of the United States Marine Corps 
and I will use it to its full extent 
to wipe your miserable [bad word] off the [bad word] of the continent, 
you little [bad word]  
If only you could have known what unholy retribution 
your little [bad word] was about to bring 
down upon you, 
maybe you would have held your [bad word] tongue. 

But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, 
you [bad word] idiot. 
I will [bad word] fury all over you 
and you will drown in it. 
you will drown in it. 
You’re [bad word] dead, kiddo.