Did you drop a clanger?
spanner in the works
Did it all pour out the wrong way?
Bent out of shape
Through the Chinese whispers
Oh Clarence I do believe
This life is killing me
Speed camera caught us at Nottingham
When the radio lifted the curse
Newsflash - 'Who flooded the florist?'
Good sir, you've got a lot of nerve
Through towers tall and skeletal trees
This old banger carries me up and away
Lightning has [bad word] 
Twice in the exact same place
Can't get in the club
Can't get out of the rain
Get over it, get over it
And remember not to forget
That I am as subtle and as playful
As a hammer headed shark
But I could name you every service station
On the M6 off by heart
Test results prove inconclusive
As to whether your world is round
Mine is [bad word] #39;s cube
Pass it on or go and figure it out
It's all a bloody jambouree
This banger carries me up and away
Couldn't give a flying [bad word] 
What the old Parkonians say
Lightning has [bad word] 
Rain rain go away
Get over it, get over it
And remember not to forget about me

Hey now, hey now
Hey now, we're tumbling down a rabbit hole