[bad word] 
 Jingle balls Jingle balls
 Jingle broke my balls (both of them)
 Santa Clause is a big fat fraud
 You know this if your broke
 HEY! (x2)
 Verse 1:
 Dashing through the snow
 With a one horse huge as [bad word]  Put it in his [bad word]  And tell his [bad word] he didn't buy me [bad word]  I'm broke as [bad word] I'm [bad word]  He knows that but but still
 He didn't bring any presents for me!
 [bad word] Christmas eat [bad word] (eat [bad word] 
 [bad word] 
 Jingle balls Jingle balls
 Jingle broke my balls (both of them)
 Santa Clause is a big fat fraud
 You know this if your broke
 HEY! (x2)
 Verse 2:
 day or 2 ago
 I thought I'd take a ride
 And go to the mail and punch his face
 And tell him [bad word] die
 He looks like a used up tampton
 I hate him, [bad word] him [bad word] FRAUD!
 And all I want for Christmas is a knife
 To cut his head off!
 [bad word] 
 Jingle balls Jingle balls
 Jingle broke my balls (both of them)
 Santa Clause is a big fat fraud
 You know this if your broke
 HEY! (x2)
 Outro:
 Yeah, well I really feel bad for the poor kids
 Because they find out last sooner there's no Santa Clause
 The rich kids? They can go like 20 years old
 And not know there's no Santa Clause
 Because the family is so rich
 They buy em what they want
 When they want it, how they want it
 Where they want it
 I would tell Santa, buy me this Santa
 At the mall, I would tell him like
 "Yo I want this Santa Clause"
 And he'd be like "Ho, ho, ho
 For Sho I'll give this for you Sonny"
 And I wake up in Christmas day and
 What do I have at my tree?
 Nothing!
 Nothing!