Being Bitten (Drama) (исполнитель: FLCL)
Mamimi: [bad word] san! [bad word] san, [bad word] san! [bad word] Huh? Mamimi: That...over there. [bad word] Hmmm? What? Mamimi: [bad word] toward us from over there. Really fast! Dog: Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof! Amarao: What the heck is that? dog, huh? Dog: Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof! [bad word] Hey...what's that? Isn't [bad word] this way? Dog: Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof! Dog: Chomp! (bites) Amarao: Whoa~! [bad word] Oh! It bit him. Amarao: Aarrghhh Gwarrrr! Mamimi: Hey! Bad dog! Amarao: Errgghhh...the dog! Mamimi: Let him go! Amarao: Arrgghhhh...the dog!! Mamimi: You can't go around biting people! Amarao: Whoaahhhh! Dog: Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof [bad word] Ohhh...it looks painful [bad word] Oh! I found a 100 yen coin! (The sound of a felt tip marker, being used to write down something) Mamimi: Are you ok? Amarao: I guess so. [bad word] Let's see. Your leg...Whoa! Look at that clear bite mark. Do you want to go to the hospital? Amarao: This is nothing. It'll heal on its own. Mamimi: Wow...Amarao, you're a real man. [bad word] Nahhhh, that's not it at all...this idiot is just trying to act cool. Amarao: Say whatever you want. The me you knew in the past and the me today are different. Mamimi: Huh? Oh...over there again... [bad word] What? Mamimi: [bad word] again...really fast! It's heading this way from all the way back there! Three dogs: Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof! [bad word] What...this time there's three of them? (deep chomping sound) Aramao: Whoahhhh Ahhhhhh!!! [bad word] Boy, you do get bitten a lot. Mamimi: Bad dogs! Amarao: Oh nooo!! It's the dogs again! Mamimi: He just got bitten, you know! Amarao: The dogs again! Dogs: Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof! Amarao: Eeeekkkkkk!! [bad word] Whoa! Lucky! What a place to find a 500 yen! (The sound of a felt tip marker, being used to write down something) [bad word] That's a lot of blood! Are you ok? Amarao: I'd be lying if I said I'm absolutely fine. But, I'd like to tell myself that, if I'm a man, I need to [bad word] stronger every time I get hurt. Mamimi: Woohoo! That is so cool! He could be seriously cool! [bad word] What kind of a statement is that from some moron who gets bitten by a dog with no good reason? Arrghh...boy, I hate idiots. Sheep: Baa baa baa ... (The sounds of a sheep stampede) Amarao: Whoa~~ whoa!! Mamimi: The throat is dangerous, you sheep! Don't chew on his throat! Amarao: It's a sheep this time~! [bad word] Aarrgghh! It smells like a sheep! Hey! Huh? Wow, what's this? Was this laying here from before? It's a thousand yen bill! thousand yen!! (The sound of a felt tip marker, being used to write down something) Mamimi: Umm...are you ok? Amarao: In fact, I think it worked out quite well. We shall have lamb steak dinner tonight. [bad word] Lamb steak? I mean, the sheep bit you as much as it could and ran away already. You’re talking tough. Mamimi: You better go to the hospital. Aramao, even though you're a tough guy, this wound is too serious.(Ambulance sirens) Mamimi: Oh! [bad word] from over there. Great! You'll be ok. Amarao: Getting treated is not my style...but tonight I suppose I could take a look at what a so-called doctor can do. Mamimi: Boy, he's a man. [bad word] Ohhh boy...whatever... (The ambulance crew pulls over and gets out) Mamimi: Hey, ambulance crew, please take care of him. He's the one who's hurt.