We were at a party 
His ear lobe fell in the deep 
Someone reached in and grabbed it 
It was a rock lobster 

We were at the beach 
Everybody had matching towels 
Somebody went under a dock 
And there they saw a rock 
It wasn't a rock 
It was a rock lobster 

Motion in the ocean 
His air hose broke 
Lots of trouble 
Lots of bubble 
He was in a jam 
S'in a giant clam