Ho, Ho, Ho!
So many christmas letters,
So many wishes.
Lucy wants a squeezy doll,
Jimmy wants a moon rocket.
Oh, this list's rather long...

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 
yah

Hey now Santa I'm writin' to you
'Cause there's alotta cool [bad word] I want
I know I've been naughty
But cut me some slack
'Cause there's alotta cool [bad word] I want
So here's my list-a
So check it twice-a

I want:
solid gold harley 
with machine guns on the front
I want:
Motley [bad word] lunch box
Filled with sticky buns

I wanna see-through jump suit
That fits me tight
I want all the Beetles' copyrights
I wanna chop Florida off the map
I want Pamala Anderson's speedo top!

Here ya go, Santa
That's my Christmas list
That's all the cool [bad word] I want
But wait a minute, Santa
Here's some things I've missed
There's still alotta cool [bad word] I want
So here's my list-a
So check it twice-a

I want:
time machine
and a BB gun
I want:
statue of Moby 
on the surface of the sun
I want:
To party naked 
on a school bus full of nuns
I want:
bumper pool table
And a robot pelican

There ya go, Santa
I'm sure you'll agree that
There's some really cool [bad word] I want
I know I've been naughty
But I gaurentee
That I deserve every single one

So take my list-a
And check it twice-a
I know i've been naughty
But life aint nice-a
P.S. I still-a
Need some more [bad word] a

I want:
diamond hyena
shootin fire from it's butt
I want:
cannibal chef 
to cook me sweet and sour butt
I want:
magical sleigh 
that's pulled by flying skunk
I want:
All the cool [bad word] I want!