Darling please don’t bite my head off 
Darling please don't make me pay 
I know I forgot your chocolates 
Didn't send you flowers today 
Darling please don't bite my head off 
Just because that I forget 
Your birthday or your mother's name 
Or the exact date that we met

Darling please don't bite my head off
I swear to you I care
I've never been [bad word] to you
You know I wouldn't dare
You'd like to eat me up for breakfast
Like to spit out all the bones
You haunt me and I hear your voice
When I am on my own
It goes yabber yabber yabber yabber
yabber yabber yabber yabber yabber...
You're nasty nasty nasty
Never ever nice
You'd like to lock me in the cupboard
With the gas meter and mice

Call me Monkey Man and Moron
Call me [bad word] and Buffoon
The day I stop peeling your grapes [bad word] pretty soon
I am no longer your servant
I am no longer your slave
On the day you kick the bucket
I'll be dancing on your grave

Darling please don't bite my head off 
Darling please don't make me pay 
I know I forgot your chocolates 
Didn't send you flowers today 
Darling please don't bite my head off 
Just because that I forget 
Your birthday or your mother's name 
Or the exact date that we met
I wish we'd never met