Another Friday night 
and I am feeling quite the bore 
But I know that special someone 
That'll show up at my door

Yea you're often pretty saucy
And you're proven to be cheesy
But [bad word] loving on you is too [bad word] easy

yea you're the sweetest thing I've ever tasted 
and it's always a shame when you are wasted

cause You're the [bad word] best pizza that I've ever had
yea With you here in my life I can't be sad
Your [bad word] down my plate 
yea And I can't hesitate 
To let you get inside of me

"And none of that pepperoni ya know? I like it plain. No mouth distractions."

You're just so [bad word] hot
You're quite hard to resist 
When your steam [bad word] off my face
And I press you to my lips
I savor your texture the way you make me smile
The thought of you is just enough to make me drive for miles
Yea I know I'm not a baker and if I tried I'd be a fool
but [bad word] me when I say that I'm gonna need you 

cause You're the [bad word] best pizza that I've ever had
With you here in my life I can't be sad
Your [bad word] down my plate 
yea and I can't hesitate 
To let you get inside of me

Now I know that there are many variations
My friends would argue that they like sicilian 
But there is nothing quite like a slice that gets it right
So let me make that order
Cause I'll be eating you all night

cause You're the [bad word] best pizza that I've ever had
yea With you here in my life I can't be sad
Your [bad word] down my plate 
yea And I can't hesitate 
To let you get inside of me
Of me
To let you get inside of me

Ha so get inside me now

Oh noo 
Get inside of me