Good morning!
In Thneedville, it's a brand new dawn.
With brand new cars and houses and lawns,
here in got-all-that-we-need-ville.
In Thneedville, we manufacture our trees.
Each one is made in factories, and uses 96 batteries!
In Thneedville, the air is not so clean.
So we buy it fresh. [bad word] out this machine)
It's satisfaction's guaranteed-ville.
In Thneedville, we don't want to know
where the smog and trash and chemicals go.
(I just went swimming and now I glow)
In Thneedville, we have fun year-round;
we surf and snowboard right in town.
We thank the Lord for all we've got,
including this brand new parking lot (parking lot! parking lot!)
Oh look (it's him!) its Aloysius O'Hare (Aloysius O'Hare),
the man who found a way to sell air
And became a zillionaire!
Everyone 'round here works for me,
I sell them something they can get for free
We live in perfect harmony! (In Thneedville! In Thneedville!)
(Hip-hooray! Hip-hooray! Hip-hip-hooray!)
In Thneedville, we love living this way! (It's like living in paradise!)
It's perfect, and that's how it will stay (oh yeah)
Here in love-the-life-that-we-lead-ville, [not sure what this line actually is?]
Destined-to-succeed-ville
We-are-all-agreed-ville
We're happy here in - Thneedville!