happy llama sad llama
mentally disturbed llama
super llama drama llama
big fat mama llama

llama, llama, llama
who is this big llama
starting all this drama
is me [bad word] 
yes i am that llama
that llama you despise
with those big [bad word] eyes
and them luscious thighs
i mean

yes look at me i'm that
L-L-A-M-that doesn't even [bad word] care
what you have to [bad word] say oops

happy llama sad llama
mentally disturbed llama
super llama drama llama
big fat mama llama

back to the basics
I'm that [bad word] on craigslist
that looks like a rapist
wait why am i on craigslist

oh yeah, to buy a llama
there will be my new mama

mama llama mama llama
llama llama mama llama

hold up, wait a minute

llama llama shining shining
lookin' like a diamond diamond 3x