Hey there poser
You look pretty stupid to me
Hey there poser
I'm broke and it's half past three
Hey there poser
Creeping towards the door
Hey there poser
I wish you were a beer! 
 [bad word] ]

I wish you were a beer (x4)
Can't breathe with all this Aqua-Net! 
I wish you were a beer! (Shut up!)

Hey there poser
You look pretty stupid to me
Hey there poser
All dressed like a wanna-be
Hey there poser
Creeping towards the door
Hey there poser
I wish you were a beer! 
 [bad word] ]

I need a machete just to get to your face
I wish you were a beer! (Shut up!)

Hey dude 
(giggle) Are you in a band? 
Ya look good! 
Hey, fuggedaboudit! 
I wish you were a beer!