Steven Spielberg:
Picture a child sitting next to a projector
Learning from your films to [bad word] a much better director
Now picture a three-billion-dollar dream machine
Who can blockbust all over your crop duster seeds
Try to duel with me Alfred, ya must be Psycho
I'll bring back Jaws, and take a bite of your lifeboat
I'm always so on top of my game, I get the Vertigo
My jet's in the terminal waiting for me to murder ya
I rock the Academy and the DGA
You rock as many Oscars as that schelp Michael Bay
Tiger filling up those jowls with three steaks and soufflé
Check the trade, see me amplitude my next big play
I produced cartoons and made games for all ages
You produced Jimmy Stewart making one of two faces
Maybe next time I visit, you'll be a bit more gracious
Now kiss my full moon and just bask in my greatness

Alfred Hitchcock:
That was a Close Encounter of the [bad word] Kind
But there won't be a pretty ending this time
Half your billions should go to John Williams
Now brace yourself as I reveal my brilliance
I'm the master, of suspense, so intense
No defense against Hitchcock once he presents
My scores are enormous, orchestrate brilliant performance
You're more horrible than Megan Fox's acting in [bad word] on, fish puppets and Muppets to start our fears up
I squeezed screams out of chocolate [bad word] I'm the best mamma-jamma ever stood behind a camera
Damage batterers and haunt you like the last Indiana

Quentin Tarantino:
Cut! Get me a Tylenol, stop rhyming, y'all
Alfred, you got no style dawg, I'm the king of dialogue
There's only one movie I know you're from
And I've seen more blood in the shower when I stubbed my toe in one
You tried to fight in World War One but couldn't do that
The British Army wouldn't let you join cause you were too fat
Look it up, it's a [bad word] fact, Wikipedia that
Now allow me to attack Steven the hack
You're the War of the Worlds of failures when I label you
That looked like some sell-out [bad word] Michael Bay would do
Ask anybody "What's your favorite Sam Jackson part?"
No one's gonna say "What's his name from Jurassic Park?"
Scripts that I write ain't the, cleanest  [bad word] )
But when I grip mics I'm the, meanest  [bad word] )
Quentin Tarantino is a, genius
bad [bad word] from the wallet to the [bad word] 
Stanley Kubrick:
Genius is a powerful word, but there's no reason to use it
'Less you're talking about the Kubrick, then there's really nothing to it
Every thing I do is visionary
Every single frame a painting made exactly how I wanna make it
Do another take and get it right, 127 times
I'll make you learn to love me, I'm the boss, drop ultraviolet rhymes
Like Clockwork, make you all hurt
Beat Spielberg the Color Purple
AI is the worst waste of potential since the Ninja Turtles

Michael Bay:
That's enough, I've heard enough [bad word] from all of you
Why don't [bad word] down there and show you what a real star can do?
I swoop low with a telephoto, no [bad word]  I work solo
If there's one thing I've learned, [bad word]  this game is about [bad word] money
I make that dollar, y'all, [bad word] money
Even made Mark Wahlberg make some [bad word] money
I set up shop and got a few drops of that got milk money
Rose to the Rock, now I got that socks made of silk money
I ain't got that guilt money, I don't give a [bad word] I take my checks to the bank and I sign 'em with my nuts
I give the people what they love, while the critics say I'm evil
Got no time to read reviews while I'm working on the sequel
Got a gift from above and the eyes of an eagle
When [bad word] to blowing up, no director is my equal