[Hailie:]
Daddy, what're you doing?

[Beat starts]

[Eminem:]
Haha

[Eminem & Hailie:]
Ok then! everybody, listen up!

[Eminem:]
I'm goin to [bad word]  [bad word]  with me?

[Hailie:]
Somebody, please help him!
[giggle]
i think my dad gone crazy!

[Verse #1:]
There's no mountain i can't climb
There's no tower too high,
No plane that i can't learn how to fly
What do i gotta do to get through to you, to show you
There ain't nothing i can't take this chainsaw to
[Hailie Makes Chainsaw Sound] [bad word]  brain's brawn, and brass balls
I cut 'em off, i got 'em pickled and bronzed in a glass jar
Inside of a hall, with my framed autographed,
Sunglasses with elton john's name, on my drag wall
I'm out the closet, i been lying my [bad word] off
All this time, me and dre been [bad word] with hats off

[Dr Dre:]
Suck it marshall

[Eminem:]
So tell Laura and her husband to back off
Before i push this [bad word] button and blast off
And launch one of [bad word]  and that's all
[Hailie Makes Explosion Sound]
Blow every [bad word] thing, except afghanistan on the map, off
When will it stop? When will I knock the [bad word] off?
[Knocking]
Hailie, tell 'em baby

[Hailie:]
My dad's lost it
 [bad word] ]
[Eminem:]
There's really nothin' else to say I, I can't explain it

[Hailie:]
I think my dad gone crazy!

[Eminem:]
little help from Hailie Jade won't you tell em' baby
[Hailie:]
I think my dad gone crazy!

[Eminem:]
Theres nothin' you could do or say that could ever change me
[Hailie:]
I think my dad gone crazy!

[Eminem:]
There's no one on earth that can save me, not even Hailie

[Hailie:]
I think my dad gone crazy!

[Verse 2:]
It's like my mother always told me
[Eminem Impersinates His Mom]
Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana,
and codeine and goddamit, you little [bad word] If you aint got nothin' nice to say then don't say nothin'
uh.. [bad word] that [bad word]  [bad word]  eat a [bad word]  [bad word] Chew on a prick, and lick a million [bad word]  [bad word] per second
I'd rather put out a [bad word] gospel record
I'd rather be a [bad word] whipped [bad word]  eat [bad word] And have [bad word] lips glued to my face with a [bad word] ring in my nose
Then quit bringin my flows, quit giving me my ammo
Can't you see why i'm so mean? if y'all leave me alone, this wouldn't be my
m.o.
I wouldn't have to go eenie meenie minie mo
Catch a homo by his toe, man i don't know no more
i the only [bad word] one who's normal any more?

[Hailie:]
Dad
 [bad word] 

[Verse #3:]
My songs can make you cry, take you by surprise
And at the same time, make you dry your eyes with the same rhyme
See what you're seeing is a genius at work
Which to me isn't work, so it's easy to misinterpret it at first,
Cuz when i speak, it's tongue in cheek
I'd yank my [bad word] teeth before id ever bite my tongue
I'd slice my gums, get [bad word] by [bad word]  lightning twice at once
And die [bad word] back as vanilla ice's son
And walk around the rest of my life spit on
And kicked and hit with [bad word]  every time i sung
Like R Kelly as soon as "bump n' [bad word] on
More pain inside of my brain, than the eyes of a little girl inside of a
plane
Aimed at the World Trade, standin' on Ronnie's grave,
Screaming at the sky, till clouds gather as Clyde Mathers and Bonnie Jade
And thats pretty much the gist of it