Hello, and [bad word] to a day in heaven 
 And here's your host, Saint Peter 

 Painting rainbows in the sky 
 Building castles in the air 
 Try to hide the tear stained eyes 
 Take the consolation prize 
 She wants to be an actress 
 Star with Richard Harris 
 She wants a heart shaped swimming pool 
 To be the talk of Paris 

 She wants to be an angel 
 She wants to be immortal 
 She wants to live in Amsterdam 
 She wants to be in pictures 
 She wants to be notorious 
 She wants a reputation 
 She wants to do unusual things 
 She wants to fly around the world 
 Her lucky number's seven 
 She wants to go to heaven 
 'Cause good girls go to heaven 

 She wants to be a beauty queen 
 She wants to be a somebody 
 She wants to be a femme fatale 
 Her idol's Christine Keeler 
 She wants to be a somebody 
 Everything in the brochure 
 She wants to live in a mansion 
 She wants to kiss Charles Manson