I can’t believe what my girlfriend did today
She screamed so loudly then she turned away
Why did she cut me down to size
She left me wondering, "Can I do it right"

What am I gonna do now the games up
Can’t get her off that’s kinda rough
She better not tell my mates today
So baby tell me now do I need to measure
Cause im feeling under pressure
Im just hoping that the fear will go away
Don’t wanna be a fake

I woke up in a sweat felt a disgrace
She looked so beautiful love on her face
Feeling stupid all on my own 
I Put it down to experience cause now ive grown

What am I gonna do now the games up
Can’t get her off that’s kinda rough
She better not tell my mates today
So baby tell me now do I need to measure 
Cause im feeling under pressure
Im just hoping that the fear will go away
Don’t wanna be a fake

Don’t wanna be a fake it’s quite uncanny
Cause my favourite film is “When Harry Met Sally”
But now we’re finished there’s no way 
That we’re ever gonna be ok
Don’t wanna be a fake, how low can I go 
You might find me reading Cosmo
But when I m finished you know that 
You’re gonna wanna be with me
Gonna wanna be with me,
Gonna wanna be with me 

Gotta a girl on my sofa you’re getting undressed
I gotta know can I deliver 
Cos im feeling stressed

What am I gonna do is my game up
Ive got the goods is that enough
There’s almost nothing left to say
So wish me luck not [bad word] 
The final countdown has begun
Not gonna see or hear them laughing in my face

What am I gonna do now the games up
Can’t get her off that’s kinda rough
She better not tell my mates today
So baby tell me now do I need to measure 
Cause im feeling under pressure
Im just hoping that the fear will go away
Don’t wanna be a fake.