Ka-Boom, Ka-Boom
Ka-Boom, Ka-Boom

Ka-Boom, Ka-Boom
Ka-Boom, Ka-Boom

We're a death marching band, Peter Pan off the wagon
Entertain but never [bad word] anyone sober
We're tasteless but taste good, my (s)top hat's top hat(ed)
Unsafe cheerleaders, [bad word] poms and pipe bombs

I won't do it with you, I'll do it to you
I hope this hook gets caught in your mouth
I won't do it with you, I'll do it to you
Don't say no, just say now

I like a big car cause I'm a big star
I make a big rock and roll hit
I'd like to love you but my heart is a-soar
I am, I am, I am so yours

Ka-Boom, Ka-Boom
Ka-Boom, Ka-Boom
Ka-Boom, Ka-Boom
I'd like to la-la-la-la love you

Ka-Boom, Ka-Boom
Ka-Boom, Ka-Boom
Ka-Boom, Ka-Boom
I'd like to la-la-la-la love you

I'm the leader of the club, and I've [bad word] off my mouse ears
We fly no-class Dumbo jets, and drive hot Corvettes
We fight war with [bad word] and our  always formal
We wear lawsuits when we get high, high, high

I won't do it with you, I'll do it to you
I hope this hook gets caught in your mouth
I won't do it with you, I'll do it to you
Don't say no, just say now

I like a big car cause I'm a big star
I make a big rock and roll hit
I'd like to love you but my heart is a-soar
I am, I am, I am so yours

Ka-Boom, Ka-Boom
Ka-Boom, Ka-Boom
Ka-Boom, Ka-Boom
I'd like to la-la-la-la love you

Ka-Boom, Ka-Boom
Ka-Boom, Ka-Boom
Ka-Boom, Ka-Boom
I'd like to la-la-la-la love you

Inhale exhale, lets all hail
It's a depraved new world
Inhale exhale, lets all hail
It's a depraved new world
After all
I like a big car cause I'm a big star
I'll make a big rock and roll hit
I'd like to love you but my heart is a-soar
I am, I am, I am so yours

I am a big car, and I'm a strip bar
Call it fake, I call it as good as it gets
And nothing in this world is for real
Except you are for me, and I am so yours

Ka-Boom, Ka-Boom
Ka-Boom, Ka-Boom