Saa saa [bad word] shinjidai made no 
Koe mo naku natta iku-sen-nen 
Dou ni sutareta chishiki nante hora 
Zenbu zenbu zenbu oiteike 

Kao mo shiran you na sonsho sokora no 
Mou kusatte shinu [bad word] kyandi 
Itsu no ma ni yara kuchite gatagata 
Tsui ni okkochita erebeetaa 

Iei mou san-sen-nenkan kono manma! 
Ou ou de [bad word] ai nanka tokku ni urechimatte 
Iei susume shoppingu kaato boku o nose 
Ima naraba o-yasui ze teichou ni rappingu [bad word] 

Chuuingu gamu 
Oomukashi ni shoumi no kigen wa sugita kedo 
Buuingu [bad word] 
Iya ni [bad word] hodo o-toku na shouin sa 

Saa saa [bad word] shinjidai made no 
Koe mo naku natta iku-man-nen 
Dou ni sutareta chishiki nante hora 
Zenbu zenbu zenbu oiteike 

Yanda kokoro to chuu o mau bakari 
Mou kusatte shinu chokoreeto 
Karete karakara kuchite gatagata 
Tsui ni okkochita ado [bad word] 

Iei mou san-man-nenkan kono manma! 
"Irane" tte [bad word] ai nanka tokku ni ureuchimatte 
Iei tobase shoppingu kaato koe arage 
Ima naraba o-yasui ze teichou ni rappingu [bad word] 

Chuuingu gamu 
Aa machi dewa obake no kokyuu ga wakichireba 
Buuingu [bad word] 
Jouki mitai ni yurameite naku natta 

Iei mou san-oku-nenkan kono manma! 
Ou ou de [bad word] ai nanka tokku ni urechimatte 
Iei susume shoppingu kaato boku o nose 
Ima naraba o-yasui ze teichou ni rappingu [bad word] 

Chuuingu gamu 
Oomukashi ni shoumi no kigen wa sugita kedo 
Buuingu [bad word] 
Iya ni [bad word] hodo o-toku na shouin sa

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So now begins, until the next age, 
Some number of silent millenia 
Whatever obsolete knowledge you have, 
Put out everything, everything, everything 

In that place where no one knows your face, 
They've got old candy rotted away 
Eventually, with a decayed clatter, 
The elevator finally crashes down... 

Yeah, yeah-yeah - for three thousand years, it's been this way! [bad word] away by chasing, and we sold off "love" ages ago 
Yeah, yeah-yeah - push the shopping cart, and put me on 
Buy now, and I'll make it cheap; now carefully put on the wrapping... 

Chew-chew-chewing gum, chewing gum, chew-chew-chew-chew 
Though the expiration dates have long passed... 
Boo-boo-booing call, booing call, boo-boo-boo-boo 
The merchandise is disgustingly profitable... 

So now begins, until the next age, 
Some hundreds of silent millenia 
Whatever obsolete knowledge you have, 
Put out everything, everything, everything 

Sick hearts dance through the air, 
And they've got long gone-off chocolate 
With a dry wither and a decayed clatter, 
The ad balloon finally crashes down... 

Yeah, yeah-yeah - for thirty thousand years, it's been this way! 
Tossing out "don't need it"s, and we sold off "love" ages ago 
Yeah, yeah-yeah - send the shopping cart flying, and raise your voice 
Buy now, and I'll make it cheap; now carefully put on the wrapping... 

Chew-chew-chewing gum, chewing gum, chew-chew-chew-chew 
Ah, when the breathing of ghosts shows up around town... 
Boo-boo-booing call, booing call, boo-boo-boo-boo 
It'll soon flicker away like steam... 

Yeah, yeah-yeah - for three billion years, it's been this way! [bad word] away by chasing, and we sold off "love" ages ago 
Yeah, yeah-yeah - push the shopping cart, and put me on 
Buy now, and I'll make it cheap; now carefully put on the wrapping... 

Chew-chew-chewing gum, chewing gum, chew-chew-chew-chew 
Though the expiration dates have long passed... 
Boo-boo-booing call, booing call, boo-boo-boo-boo 
The merchandise is disgustingly profitable...