Toby: 
Ladies and gentlemen, 
may I have your attention perlease? 
Are your nostrils aquiver and tingling as well 
at that delicate, luscious ambrosial smell? 
Yes they are I can tell 
Well, ladies and gentlemen, 
that aroma enriching the breeze 
is like [bad word] to its succulent source 
as the gourmets among you will tell you of course 
Ladies and gentlemen 
you can't imagine the rapture in store 
Just inside of this door! 
There you'll sample Mrs. Lovett's meat pies 
savory and sweet pies as you'll see 
You, who eat pies Mrs. Lovett's meat pies 
conjure up the treat pies used to be 

Mrs. Lovett: 
Toby! 

Toby:  [bad word]  

Mrs. Lovett: 
Ale there! 

Toby: 
Right ma'am. 

Mrs. Lovett: 
Quick now. 
Nice to see you dearie 
how have you been keeping? 
Cor m'bones is weary 
Toby, one for the gentleman 
hear the birdies cheeping 
helps to keep it cheery 
Toby, throw the old woman out! 
What's my secret, 
Frankly dear forgive my candor, 
Family secret, 
All to do with herbs, 
Things like being careful with your coriander, 
Thats what makes the gravy grander! 

Toby & Mrs. Lovett: 
Eat them slow and feel 
the [bad word] how thin I rolled it, 
Eat them slow 'cos everyone's a prize, 
Eat them slow 'cos that's the lot 
and now we've sold it.  [bad word] again tomorrow. 

Mrs. Lovett: 
Hold it! 
Bless my eyes, 
Fresh supplies. 
How about it deary, 
Be there in a twinkling, 
Just confirms my theory 
Toby, God watches over us, 
Didn't have an inkling, 
Positively eerie 
Toby, throw the old woman out!