WHEATLEY
Oh-oh-no,This isn’t good.
I don’t think this should
Be flashing here.

Oh-oh-no,
That sound’s alarming
It isn’t right,
So let there be light!

Let’s wake up this place
Get things back on pace
I’m going to need a way out of here

Oh-oh-no
Wake up the girl
‘Cause it’s time to start testing, I fear.
 [bad word]  WHEATLEY
Good morning, Aperture!

WHEATLEY
Though you’ve seen better days, I’m sure
If my dreams will [bad word] [bad word] This is something I have to do.
 [bad word]  WHEATLEY
Good morning, Aperture!

WHEATLEY
And if she can prove to be the cure
Maybe we two can succeed!
She and I’ll be freed!

Oh-oh-my
Look how you’re dressed…
It seems all that rest was good for you.
Oh-oh-now
Hang on real tight and I’ll move the room
(To dodge certain doom)

The barriers and wall,
We’ll break through them all
And then I’m afraid it’s all up to you.

So-oh-oh
Just find the gun
‘Should be easy, it’s glowing bright blue.
 [bad word]  WHEATLEY
Good morning Aperture!

WHEATLEY
Hey, are you still alive down there?
On the off chance you’re not yet dead
I’ll meet up with you just ahead
 [bad word]  WHEATLEY
Good morning Aperture!

WHEATLEY
If the tests you can somehow endure,
Soon enough we’ll both be free!
Just you stick with me.

I care for this place
I care for you folk
My life has a meaning, I’m not a joke
But now the facility’s falling apart
The tests are still waiting
So you’d better start!
 [bad word] (You’d better start!)

WHEATLEY
Uh-oh-oh
There may be a chance
That although you can dance you’re not right inside
So-oh-oh
If you could just say hello to me
We’ll quickly see…
See, that’s not “hello” - oh well, we’d best go.
little brain damage is good, I’ve heard.
So-oh-oh
You’ll be just fine - what, a doctor, now don’t be absurd!

WHEATLEY and [bad word] [bad word] to Aperture,
Now if we can just skirt ‘round Her,
Everything will be A-OK.
Follow me, now, don’t go that way!

Good morning, Aperture!
And if we can just make it past Her!
Soon enough we’ll both be [bad word] along with me!