Been 5 days in the haunted house
 can't find my way, way on out.

 Faces in the windows.
 Bodies behind the doors.
 Pleas of help are scribbled
 in the dust on the floor.

 Whoa oh oh. 
 HAHA!
 Terror in the haunted house.

 There's laughter in the rafters.
 Fingers gliding down the wall.
 There's ghost's pulling heavy, heavy
 chains down the hall.

 There's ghouls outside
 with their midnite suprise.
 While this old Victorian house
 well, she seeks my demise.

 Whoa oh oh.
 HAHA!
 Terror in the haunted house.

 Been 10 days in this haunted house.
 Still can't find my way, way on out.
 Candles on the mantle
 start to light from behind
 while the voices in my head [bad word] my sanity blind.

 Whoa oh oh
 HAHA!
 Terror in the haunted house.

 Never gonna see the light
 Break through
 These bolted doors.

 (You know the old gag
 That's all there is to life.
 Just a little laugh
 Just a little tear).