Look who's pulling up outside
 With a [bad word] full of fun and a European ride
 Heard that you were going far away
 And we are all so happy son
 That we were on the way
 
You're a back stabbing Hollywood pimp
 Microphone, silver tone, cellular phone
 We know that you're working for the devil
 [bad word] slap, star map dinner at Jones
 
Stood in line to get burned
 Hey baby doll
 Your reservation is confirmed
 Tell the boss I've got her on the way
 And he said with a smile
 That's the seventh one today
 
You're a back stabbing Hollywood pimp
 Microphone, silver tone, cellular phone
 We know that you're working for the devil
 [bad word] slap, star map dinner at Jones
 
How'd you get so mean and nasty
 I didn't want you [bad word] to my party anyway
 
He's going to play you a dream
 Dress you up in chocolate
 And finish you with cream
 Squeeze you till you're warm and woozy
 And then pop you on the saddle of a silver moto guzzi
 
You're a back stabbing Hollywood pimp
 Microphone, silver tone, cellular phone
 We know that you're working for the devil
 [bad word] slap, star map dinner at Jones