O! RTF girl Are you stone?
Let me be your china gnome
Play me on your gramophone
And bury me in your garden

Not today thanks
Mister Long Shanks
I have other fish to fry
To fry
To fry
Fry…

O Mother

O mother don't do it again
The man in the parlour
You know what he's after
Yer bum [bad word] bum
Pompidou
Who's your father and
Mind how you go…