Take the jib sail down boys take the jib sail down
Turn this ship around boys before [bad word] aground
The fish aren't biting today boys fish aren't biting today
I'm gonna lay on my bunk and get [bad word] as a skunk
Cause the fish aren't biting today

There's six foot waves and my stomach craves
Some good old [bad word] I put some away for a rainy day
And the rain she's starting [bad word] now

There's a northern wind and the lights are dim
Like a good fresh cuban cigar
I got me a hutch where there might be a bunch
In the captions pickle jar, so.