Creatures have taken over my house 
They want my food and my skin and my time
Little frogs are OK but the slugs on [bad word] 
?are trying to all? send me out of my mind
There's no place else that I can go
The only thing I can turn to is
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Little kids bring zucchinis and stay all day
and then [bad word] drivers follow me home
I'm expecting a guy from the PG&While a friend, of a friend, of a friend's on the phone
These last few weeks have taken their toll
I'm convinced that I have to resort to
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Now the sun's so hot it never rains
And there's Mormons knocking at the door
My mellons are gray in the refrigarator
And something's gone through the kitchen floor
I wanna create my only little black hole
And I know how to do it, I'm gonna use 
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