Leo Sayer – Long Tall Glasses (I Can Dance) 

I was travellin' down the road
Feelin' hungry and cold
I saw a sign sayin' 
Food and drinks for everyone 
So naturally I thought 
I would take me a look inside 
I saw so much food 
There was [bad word] from my eyes

Yeah, there was ham and there was turkey 
There was caviar 
And long tall glasses 
With wine up to y'are 
And somebody grabbed me 
Threw me out of my chair 
Said "before you can eat 
You gotta dance like fred astaire" 
You know I can't dance 
you know I can't dance 
You know I can't dance 
you know I can't dance 
I can't dance

I am a man of the road 
hobo by name 
I don't seek entertainment 
Just poultry and game 
But if it's all the same to you 
Then yes, I will try my hand 
If you were hungry as me 
Then I'm sure you will understand 

Hmmmmmm, now wait a minute 
Of course I can dance 
Of course I can dance 
I'm sure I can dance 
I'm sure I can dance 
I can dance 
I can dance
I really hit the floor 
Ah, it feels good 
Look at me dancing 

I did a two-step, quick-step and a bossanova 
little victor sylvester and [bad word] valentino 
You should have seen me moving 
Right across the floor 
Hand me down my tuxedo 
Next week [bad word] back for more

I can dance 
Oh yes, I can dance 
Look at me dance on the floor movin' 
I feel good 
I can dance 
I can dance 
I can dance 
I can dance 
I can dance 
I can dance