Sometimes
Something beautiful happens in this world (Akon!)
You don't know how to express yourself (and Lonely Island)
So you just gotta sing

I just had 
And it felt so good (felt so good)
woman let me put my [bad word] inside of her
I just had 
And I'll never go back (never go back)
To the not-having- ways of the past

Have you ever had ?
I have... it felt great
It felt so good when I did it with my [bad word] girl let me do it
It literally just happened
Having  can make a nice man out the meanest

You'll never guess where I just came from
I had 
If I had to describe the feelin'
It was the best
When I had the 
Man, my [bad word] felt great
And I called my parents right after I was done

Oh, hey
Didn't see you there
Guess what I just did?
Had , undressed,
Saw her boobies and the rest 

Was sure, nice of her
To let you do that thang

Nice of any girl ever (now sing!)

I just had 
And it felt so good (felt so good)
woman let me put my [bad word] inside of her
I wanna tell the world

To be honest
I'm surprised she even wanted me to do it
It doesn't really make sense
But man, [bad word] it
I ain't one to argue with a good thing
She could be my wife
That good?
The best 30 seconds of my life (my life)

I'm so humbled by a girls' ability to let me do her
'Cause honestly, I'd have  with a pile of manure (manure)
With that in mind
The soft, nice smellin' girl's better
'Cause she let me wear my chain and my turtleneck sweater

So this one's dedicated to them girls
That let us flop around on top of them (yeah)
If you're near or far
Whether short or tall (yeah)
We wanna thank you all
For lettin' us [bad word] you

She kept lookin' at her watch (doesn't matter, I had )
But I cried the whole time (doesn't matter, I had )
I think she might have been a racist (doesn't matter, I had )
She put a bag on my head (still counts!)

I just had 
And my dreams came [bad word] So if you had  in the last 30 minutes
Then you're qualified to sing with me

I just had  (everybody sing)
And it felt so good (we all had !)
woman let me put my [bad word] inside of her (I wanna tell the world)
I just had  (I just had )
And I'll never go back (you don't know!)
To the not-having- ways of the past (- ways of life)