Congratulations, you have won 
 It's a years subscription of bad puns
 If it makes you a story, i'm concerned
 And you set it up, before it burns
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 Well there seems to be a problem here
 When the state of emotion seems to clear 
 Well they rise and fall like Wall Street stock
 And they have an effect on how people talk
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