One thing I miss is Cold Ethyl and her skeleton kiss 
We met last night making love by the refrigerator light 
Ethyl Ethyl let me squeeze you in my arms 
Ethyl [bad word] and freeze me with your charms 

One thing 
No lie 
Ethyl's frigid as an eskimo pie 
She's cool in bed 
Well she oughta be 'cuz Ethyl's dead 

Ethyl Ethyl let me squeeze you in my arms 
Ethyl [bad word] and freeze me with your charms  [bad word] on Cold Ethyl 
Freeze me babe 

One thing - it's [bad word] 
Cold Ethyl I am stuck on you 
And everything is my way 
Ethyl don't have much to say 

Ethyl Ethyl let me squeeze you in my arms 
Ethyl [bad word] and freeze me with your charms  [bad word] here Cold Ethyl 
What makes you so cold? Ooh so cold 

Cold Ethyl 
Cold Cold Ethyl 
If I live 'til ninety-seven 
You'll still be waiting in refrigerator heaven 
'cuz you're cool 
You're ice 
Cold Ethyl 
You're my paradise