do you love an apple?
do you love a pear?
do you love a laddie
with curly brown hair?

why yes, i love him
i'll never deny him
i'll always love him
'til the day that i die

before i got married
i wore a black shawl
but after i married
i wore bugger all

but still i love him
i'll never deny him
i'll always love him
'til the day that i die

he stands on the corner
 [bad word] in his mouth
his hands in his pockets
he whistles me out

but still i love him
i'll never deny him
i'll always love him
'til the day that i die

do you love an apple?
do you love a pear?
do you love a laddie
with curly brown hair?

why yes, i love him
i'll never deny him
i'll always love him
'til the day that i die