In a monster mask
You could read a book
In a monster mask
You could learn to cook
In a monster mask
You could watch TV
In a monster mask
You could climb a tree

In a monster mask
You could take a bath
In a monster mask
You could do some math
In a monster mask
You could have a beer
In a monster mask
You could volunteer

But could you ever meet a girl
And tell her that she means the world?

Everyone feels like a monster sometimes...

In a monster mask
You could play guitar
In a monster mask
You could drive a car
In a monster mask
You could touch your toes
In a monster mask
You could hate your clothes

But could you ever win a girl
By giving her a string of pearls?

Everyone feels like a monster sometimes...

In a monster mask
You could hate yourself
In a monster mask
You could blame yourself