I MAY BE NORMAL, BUT I'M NO AVERAGE GIRL~
THERE'S NO ONE LIKE ME IN THIS POKEMON WORLD~
SO CHOOSE ME, [bad word] ON, GIVE ME WHIRL~
I'LL BE... YOUR... --HEART! YOUR SOUL!
YOUR DIAMOND AND PEARL!

THEY SAY AN EEVEE IS TRAINER'S BEST FRIEND~
BALL OF VERSATILE FLUFF~
YOU CAN MAKE ME FIT YOUR FAVORITE TREND~
BE IT FIRE, ICE, OR... ...OTHER STUFF...

I CAN EVOLVE TO MATCH MOST ANY TASTE~
THE PURRRFECT FIT FOR YOUR TEAM!
USE STONE! SHOW SOME LOVE! I CAN FIT LIKE FURRY GLOVES!
THEN YOU'LL SEE! THAT I CAN BE!
WHATEVER YOU NEED ME TO BE!

SOME LIKE IT HOT, SOME LIKE IT WET!
SOME LOVE THE SHOCK- I'M YOURS TO CHANGE...
EVOLVE ME DAY AND NIGHT-- (WATCH OUT, I BITE~)
I'LL SATISFY YOUR NEEDS, NO MATTER HOW STRANGE...

SO CHOOSE ME, BABY! PLEASE DON'T "LEAF" ME BEHIND!
I GUARANTEE I'M YOUR TYPE! ~AND I...
MAY PLAY COLD, BUT ONLY IF YOU DON'T MIND, AND I
ENJOY ~TRIPLE POKEMON FIGHT~
 [bad word] BE MY MASTER; I'M YOUR DREAM [bad word] [bad word] #33;
I GOT LOT OF E-X-P!
I [bad word] (AND SOME BREEDING...) I'M THE POKEMON THAT YOU'RE NEEDING!
I'LL BE YOUR SYLVEON~
I'M YOUR CHARMING POKEMON!
I'LL BE... WHATEVER YOU NEED ME TO BE!