Back in the muther [bad word] saddle
my six shooter strapped and I"m lookin for a battle
Out on the plains I"m just a loner
my saddle [bad word] right and yo it"s givin me a boner
I got thoughts of Annie Oakley
but that buck toothed tramp in that last town she broke me
And we didn"t even [bad word] I gave my last gold tooth "n gold nugget to get my [bad word] sucked
3 days out on the frontier
and I"d kill for a cheap [bad word] and a barrel of cold beer
I need a [bad word] for a service
I take a peak at the shiip and they [bad word] away nervous
Man I gotta get my rocks off
cuz my Wranglers don"t fit right unless my [bad word] s soft
Long nights by the fire me a Trigger.....go figure [bad word] 
I"m a desperate rado
didn"t take any practice
desperate rado
got a [bad word] like a cactus
Now I drift through the desert like a wild coyote
horny as a toad trippin off peyote
Holdin uptrains and gettin goods by the sack
I"m known [bad word] out the west as the pie eyed mack
And to the law I"m no stranger
I"m wanted dead or alive cuz I shot the Lone Ranger
And then Tonto tried to get down
so I boned his [bad word] slit hes throat and then I skipped town
That"s the way [bad word] my show
paint towns red [bad word] hoes and 
1857 
then I lay low
I know you think I"m archaic
but my [bad word] s like a sword
I see [bad word] and wanna slay it
Out on the plains it gets linely
sometimes I feel homely
new faces
new towns no one knows me
Guns [bad word] in my holster
u see my face in each town nailed to a pole on a poster
I"m always lookin for the quick buck
then always blowin my cash on a [bad word] with a big butt
Some say my head"s hollow [bad word] em....I"m just a [bad word] II]
Desperate rado
trottin [bad word] the bad lands
desperate rado
tokin down with all the cowhands
desperate rado
didn"t take much practice
desperate rado
got a [bad word] like a cactus
Now I [bad word] whores by the scores up ten fold on any fellow
in any town I can be found at the local bordello
Never yellow never chicken listen for my spurs draggin,
and when I"m kickin dust you better circle up the wagons
So when I rip [bad word] your town don"t be gawkin
just tip your hat and Tex keep walkin
Cuz I"m a gun slingin top hand [bad word] with me and you"ll go out like Custer at his last stand
I"m a low down buckaroo
if you leave me alone with your mother then I"ll [bad word] her too
Cuz I"m a sidewinding nomad
and morals in upbringing is something that I never had
Known as [bad word] ridin Texan
a bad buck from the day of my inception.
And I was raised in the poor house
my mother kicked me out so she could start a [bad word] house
Now since the day I left the corral
I"ve been on a quest for the plant that"s called mescal
Cuz pale rider once pulled me aside
and told me that high was the best way to ride... [bad word] III]
Now I"m a desperate rado
always lookin for a fight
desperate rado
puffin on a peace pipe
I"m a desperate rado
on [bad word] from the law
desperate rado baddest one you ever saw