Desperate-Rado (исполнитель: Kid Rock)
Back in the muther [bad word] saddle my six shooter strapped and I"m lookin for a battle Out on the plains I"m just a loner my saddle [bad word] right and yo it"s givin me a boner I got thoughts of Annie Oakley but that buck toothed tramp in that last town she broke me And we didn"t even [bad word] I gave my last gold tooth "n gold nugget to get my [bad word] sucked 3 days out on the frontier and I"d kill for a cheap [bad word] and a barrel of cold beer I need a [bad word] for a service I take a peak at the shiip and they [bad word] away nervous Man I gotta get my rocks off cuz my Wranglers don"t fit right unless my [bad word] s soft Long nights by the fire me a Trigger.....go figure [bad word] I"m a desperate rado didn"t take any practice desperate rado got a [bad word] like a cactus Now I drift through the desert like a wild coyote horny as a toad trippin off peyote Holdin uptrains and gettin goods by the sack I"m known [bad word] out the west as the pie eyed mack And to the law I"m no stranger I"m wanted dead or alive cuz I shot the Lone Ranger And then Tonto tried to get down so I boned his [bad word] slit hes throat and then I skipped town That"s the way [bad word] my show paint towns red [bad word] hoes and 1857 then I lay low I know you think I"m archaic but my [bad word] s like a sword I see [bad word] and wanna slay it Out on the plains it gets linely sometimes I feel homely new faces new towns no one knows me Guns [bad word] in my holster u see my face in each town nailed to a pole on a poster I"m always lookin for the quick buck then always blowin my cash on a [bad word] with a big butt Some say my head"s hollow [bad word] em....I"m just a [bad word] II] Desperate rado trottin [bad word] the bad lands desperate rado tokin down with all the cowhands desperate rado didn"t take much practice desperate rado got a [bad word] like a cactus Now I [bad word] whores by the scores up ten fold on any fellow in any town I can be found at the local bordello Never yellow never chicken listen for my spurs draggin, and when I"m kickin dust you better circle up the wagons So when I rip [bad word] your town don"t be gawkin just tip your hat and Tex keep walkin Cuz I"m a gun slingin top hand [bad word] with me and you"ll go out like Custer at his last stand I"m a low down buckaroo if you leave me alone with your mother then I"ll [bad word] her too Cuz I"m a sidewinding nomad and morals in upbringing is something that I never had Known as [bad word] ridin Texan a bad buck from the day of my inception. And I was raised in the poor house my mother kicked me out so she could start a [bad word] house Now since the day I left the corral I"ve been on a quest for the plant that"s called mescal Cuz pale rider once pulled me aside and told me that high was the best way to ride... [bad word] III] Now I"m a desperate rado always lookin for a fight desperate rado puffin on a peace pipe I"m a desperate rado on [bad word] from the law desperate rado baddest one you ever saw