She looks like , , , 
She looks like , , , 
She looks like , , , 
 [bad word] 

 [bad word]  
She looks like 
 [bad word]  
Oo-ooh

She looks like 
Maybe not yet, but don't fret
I bet if you get [bad word] suddenly you'll be dead set
On getting it in
You mess with the gin
And you'll end up convinced you had  with a 10
So full throttle
Order another bottle
And shot after shot will ransform her into a model
Mike posner on the refrain
'Cause you know beer goggles are [bad word] of a thing

That [bad word] makes me wanna oo-ooh
You know exactly what you do
How I'd really like to take that home
Everybody here knows... 

She looks like , , ,  
She looks like

When I crack a six pack and chase it with patron
Every girl looks like catherine zeta jones
So I show up to the club, and I stand at the door
Waiting on the perfect girl whose standards are low
I take jameson and take it with no shame
And change any dame to jenna jameson
Mike posner on the refrain
'Cause you know beer goggles are [bad word] of a thing

That [bad word] makes me wanna oo-ooh
You know exactly what you do
How I'd really like to take that home
Everybody here knows...