-Pulling down her pants, 
yanking off my own. 
Underneath the mistletoe
I'll make your sister moan.
Oh Heather's hot, Heather's hot!
We'll go all the way!

-I wish I could see her naked,
I wish I could see her naked, 
I wish I could see her naked
and down on all fours

-Ted has a little sister
gets hotter every day
and if I ever meet her
with her boobies I will play
Everybody !! Sister sister sister...